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A story filed in the You’ve Gotten Old Dept. happened after my wife and I purchased a Nintendo Switch video game system for our 10-year-old for Christmas.It was one of the greatest Christmas presents she’ll hardly ever play with — mainly because my wife and I found a Monopoly video game ...

According to Hofmann: ValentineĢƵ Voodoo Day

LetĢƵ face it, ValentineĢƵ Day isn’t for everyone.I mean, they say thereĢƵ always someone for somebody, they say there’re always more fish in the sea, they say itĢƵ better to have love and lost than to have loved at all, they say lightning never strikes twice in a bottle, they say a ...

Something strange happened the other day when I took a sip of my stepdaughterĢƵ bottle of flavored water, and it wasn’t because she served it to me out of a hollowed-out artificial leg.The strangeness of it was my first thought being, “Wow! That tastes like actual artificial ...

According to Hofmann: Leave the pee to me

Of all the emails that trickle through the cracks to and drip on my computer, the one that didn’t get flushed happened to be about a survey by Enviro-Master, a health and safety company, about what they call the risky business of using public restrooms.So, if you’re thinking this is finally ...

ItĢƵ true what they say, every rose has its thorn, every head has its tail, every yin has its yang and every Cheech has its Chong.ItĢƵ also true that every act of fun has its consequence. In the case of a night with too much drinking, the consequence is a morning hangover.Even the most ...

The procrastination involved with taking down Christmas lights is a phenomenon that scientists are eventually going to get around to studying when thereĢƵ a warm day and when they have a free afternoon.I certainly put off taking down my lights this year. It wasn’t the latest I ever kept ...