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According To Hofmann

Many artists — whether itĢƵ the written word, the plucked note, the brushstroke of an oil-based paint or the smashed watermelon on a stage — go through a period where their creative juices are tainted with Kool-Aid after they have children.This isn’t a “what about the children?” ...

Dear Mr. Stephen King,Hi, how are you? I’m doing okay — well, actually I have this rash thatĢƵ been giving me some concern, but thatĢƵ a subject I’ll save for my open letter to Dr. Oz.If you’re wondering why I’m contacting you, I was pondering something that I wanted to propose, ...

It seems like every generation has to show the next generation how tough they are.For example, my parents would often tell me how they didn’t have TV, shoes or breathable air when they were my age. I’m sure their parents probably told them they didn’t have cars when they were young or ...

According to Hofmann: The Fright Stuff

I once attended a birthday party for one of my stepdaughterĢƵ friends — against my will, of course — at a skating party in a roller rink around Halloween.At one point when the kids were eating pizza and cake, the birthday girlĢƵ father thought it would be a good idea to dress up like a ...

I once read on a fortune cookie that the best way to learn something is to do it over and over again, and then I read it again to make sure I read it right the first few times. ThatĢƵ why I’m well trained in the fields of not locking my keys in the car anymore, not putting metal in the ...