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According To Hofmann

I’ve been spending more time on my smartphone because I found an app that allows me to play games on my phone in the comfort of my own home or even the uncomfort of a dentistĢƵ chair and get paid to do it!Sure, I have to reach level 42,600 in Candy Crush within four days to qualify to get ...

According to Hofmann: Welcome to the Tommy-verse

I’ve been seeing more and more advertising for people to enter virtual reality platforms to virtually interact and virtually socialize with virtual people in virtual places virtually, and I have some major concerns.First, where and how people will go to the bathroom in such an environment?My ...

According to Hofmann: Space…the final space

I really hate to start off this weekĢƵ humor column with sad news, but some of the funniest things in life have started in a sad way like marriages. No? Maybe I’m only thinking about mine.Okay, well, I did start this column in a funny way, but the sad news is the recent passing of Nichelle ...

Several months ago, I wrote about the new addition to the Hofmann clan in the form of a pet-store hamster that continuously attempted – and was almost successful a few times – to chew her way out of the cardboard box on the way to her new home.Of course, it was a memorable introduction to a ...

I remember as a kid either going to a museum, a doctorĢƵ office or a haunted attraction (yes, I realize those three locations have nothing in common to cause me any confusion, but stay tuned) and while I was there, I really took notice of a life-like (so to speak) skeleton and thought it was ...

Unfortunately, I’ve reached the age where I realize I’m not going to win any kind of multimillion-dollar or billion-dollar lottery. I think all of you know exactly what I’m talking about.ItĢƵ a crushing thing, especially when I once felt so positive and optimistic every time I bought a ...