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According To Hofmann

According to Hofmann: Happy Birth Date!

I recently started to think a lot about the concept of birthdays because people on my Facebook page just insisted that I was going through one.ItÄ¢¹½ÊÓÆµ not that I don’t know the point of a birthday--itÄ¢¹½ÊÓÆµ to document your age, even though more and more, people say itÄ¢¹½ÊÓÆµ only how old you feel ...

A familiar tune in the past few weeks is being diligent with personal hygiene by pretty much staying as sterile as a brain surgeon about to conduct a craniectomy and staying twice as drunk, too.So, of course, the general public does what it does best during these trying situations, which is ...

Well, folks, Easter is coming up...well, today! Surprise!I have to admit that Easter isn’t my favorite holiday — doesn’t even make the top five. In fact, it barely beat out Arbor Day.ItÄ¢¹½ÊÓÆµ a shame that, as one of the top two Christian holidays, Easter isn’t as wildly as popular as it ...

Well, I have to start out this weekÄ¢¹½ÊÓÆµ column with an apology because the subject of the column, April FoolÄ¢¹½ÊÓÆµ Day, has already passed.I mean, you can’t blame me for forgetting to write it before the April FoolÄ¢¹½ÊÓÆµ Day, as I’ve been busy stockpiling ham, surgical masks, gin and weapons to ...

I’ve been going back and forth on whether I was going to write a column on COVID-19, the coronavirus, Wu Tang Flu, etc.On one hand, itÄ¢¹½ÊÓÆµ a very serious subject that does not jive with my juvenile insensibilities. On the other hand, there are many that have not let the seriousness of this ...

As I find myself more or less confined at home this week, I didn’t want to spend all my free time sitting in a chair and blankly staring at a wall, so I decided to think up a few of my favorite unintentional movie villains while I sat in a chair and blankly stared at a wall.If you’re ...