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According To Hofmann

Just when I think life is starting to return to normal following whatever new helping of crazy that the world dishes out, life throws me a curve ball. A freeloader has been introduced to my family.I actually witnessed the birth of this freeloader, somewhat, and it was still a shock to me.No, ...

Commercials have been an obsession of mine since I took an advertising course in college, and this attractive girl sitting next to me leaned over and whispered, “This is so interesting!”“I know!,” I whispered back, slicking over my remaining hair and smelling myself for odd odors. “I ...

So I took a poll after last weekĢƵ column where I argued that doing laundry is an insane act.The majority of those polled agree that thereĢƵ nothing insane about doing laundry as itĢƵ a necessity, and they unanimously agreed that since they answered my various laundry questions, I should ...

Sometimes when you really think about something and analyze the process involved with it, you begin to see its total lunacy.Right now, I’m sure you’re filling in the blanks of things you’ve found in your life that totally have no rhyme or reason when you stop and ponder on it.While things ...

Nothing reinforces the fact that we humans know how to totally rock a global pandemic more than the tricked-out masks I’ve been seeing while going on supply runs to what were formerly known as public places.Maybe I’m old fashioned, coming from an era of about two months ago, but I remember ...

According to Hofmann: Trailer trashed

Now that everyone has a bit of extra time on their hands, many have turned to extracurricular activities like home renovation projects, dedicating extra romance with their significant other and binge drinking with only the bravest souls willing to do all three things at once.But watching movies ...