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According To Hofmann

The awe-inspiring notion of dollar stores never dawned on me until I was trying to find straws inside of one.Before I get to the straw story, itĢƵ best to start with the phenomenon known as the dollar stores.If you’ve never seen one, you must be legally blind. Otherwise, just look outside ...

According to Hofmann: Shelved elves

I know itĢƵ not even Thanksgiving yet, and I’m writing about whatĢƵ mostly a Christmas-themed subject, but everyone else seems to be doing it, so I caved to peer pressure.A story out of Georgia recently caught my eye: a county judge issued a tongue-in-cheek motion banning Elf on a ...

ItĢƵ not often that I’m appalled by a box of cereal, but then again, I thought pulling someoneĢƵ finger was a legitimate digestive aid until I turned 40.So itĢƵ of little surprise that I noticed something sitting next to the box of frosted cereal on the countertop the other day. No, it ...

According to Hofmann: Trick or defeat

I was recently going through some old childhood photos, trying to pinpoint the exact date where everything started to go wrong. Right now, I’m thinking it can be either 1998 or 1999, so I can stop blaming Y2K now.Anyway, I came across a photo of me for Halloween as a vampire on a bright, ...

I always say I do my best thinking when I’m either sitting on the toilet or driving around.If I can figure out a way to do those things at the same time, I’d truly be unstoppable.In my bathroom, we have a small dresser in front of the toilet that holds magazines, a book or two, hygiene ...

I’ve been really wanting to take advantage of purchasing groceries online for pickup and delivery, but that “family” of mine insists that we grocery shop at the store so I can “get some air,” so I can “stop practicing to be a hermit” and so I can “relearn social ...